What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:30

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?